So, Do You Need Your Own Tab?!?

We all went out to Blu Sushi (Yum) for Andrea's birthday. By we all I mean me and 5 couples. Yeah, I know. Loserville...Population one: me. But wait. It gets even more pathetic (Wait for it...) So, I got there a little later than everyone (except the Birthday Girl) and everyone is sitting in this cool "lounge-esque" area. I sit down next to Jacob and the waitress comes over to ask if I'd like a drink.
Me: "A Mango Martini, please."
Snarky Waitress: "Ok, so, like, all of the couples have seperate tabs. So, like, you need one by yourself, right?" (Okay, so maybe she wasn't snarky, maybe I'm just sensitive?!?)
Me: "Extra Vodka, please"
And the hits keep coming...
When it was time to order, all the guys ordered for themselves and their girlfriend/fiance/wife. So the waitress was like "And for you two?, and for you two?..." Lissy was cracking up by the time she got to me. I said "And for me, ONE, I'll have..." Unfortunately the humor was lost on her. Oh, well...I tried. The waitress was much more distressed by the fact that I am single than I was. She'll get over it...I have. So, I put highlights back in my hair...I hated the boring brown...ugh. My friends Chris and Patty (Or Piss and Cratty as Noah would say) are getting married on Saturday...The countdown has officially begun :) I can't wait to see her in her dress...she's going to be the cutest bride ever! Oh, FF for the day...I'm going to the wedding SOLO (they invited me with a date, which was really sweet...I couldn't round one up...You suck, M and you too, R->Project, Schmoject!).
And, on that note, I will say Buh-bye-Love ya, Mean it!