Going To The Chapel...

From usmagazine.com yesterday: Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady wed today at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, Calif., Usmagazine.com confirms.
The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars.
Congrats to them! I am annoyed because I sent a tip to perezhilton.com about this and it was used, but I didn't even get a thank you. Not nice. No more tips for you!

Is anyone else so over the OctoMom?!? OMG...this b***h needs to go somewhere already! As if our economy was not sh***y enough, we need to foot the bill for the hospital stay of these eight babies. The Suleman octuplets' medical costs have not been disclosed, but in 2006, the average cost for a premature baby's hospital stay in California was $164,273, according to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. Eight times that equals $1.3 million.
For a single mother, the cost of raising 14 children through age 17 ranges from $1.3 million to $2.7 million, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. (from yahoonews.com) Lovely. Doesn't the doctor at least have a MORAL or ETHICAL, if not legal, obligation to be sure that the prospective mother has health insurance and can afford the birth and/or hospital stay of these babies?!? And, WTF would you implant 6 embryos into an UNEMPLOYEED, single mother of six who lives in a 3 bedroom/1 bathroom house any f**king way?!? Um, hello?!? And the comparisons to Angelina? As if. Angelina has Brad, more money than G*d, multiple mansions and nannies galore. And FYI-we are not paying for Angie's kids. They can have as many as they want as far as I am concerned, because unlike the Picasso version of Angelina (A.K.A. OctoMom), they can afford them!! (Excuse me while I hop off of my soapbox) That's all I have to say about that.

I am currently obsessed with Twitter. Does anyone that reads my blog Tweet? If so, please let me know...my user name is nikisaprincess! Ryan is going to send me to internet rehab between Twitter and Facebook...yikes! Ok, gots to go get ready! Happy Friday, Lovies!

Rihanna Pic Leaked!

Legit pics have leaked of Rihanna after Chris Brown beat her a**. All I have to say is "Yikes...Chris...WTF?!?"

The Wonder Twins Make A Rare Appearance!

Cutest.  Babies.  Ever. 
Well, what did you expect?!?!

I'm Back, B**ches!

 Ok, so I know I've been M.I.A. for a LONG time.  I know, I know...I totally suck for that!  But...guess who's back, back again...Niki's back...tell a friend!Honestly, with the holidays and the boyfriend...Yup, we're still going strong!  Here's a pic of us on New Year's Eve:
 I've been so busy that I haven't really had time to blog...but I'm going to try harder!
Anyhoo...let's catch up on the celeb-retards, shall we?

New babies: Seraphona Rose Affleck ("Really, Ben & Jenn?!"), Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip O'Connell (Parents are Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'connell...Filed under How The Hell Did He Pull Her?!?), Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz's son BRONX MOWGLI  (Huh?), Daughter Sunny Madeline Sandler (Daddy is Adam Sandler...Kudos on the normal name, BTW), Willow Katherine White  (Mom is actress Michelle Monaghan from Eagle Eye), Naviyd Ely Raymond (Usher's 2nd son in a year...Yikes!), Samuel Kai Schreiber (a baby bro for Liev Schreiber and fiancée Naomi Watts' son Alexander ‘Sasha’ Pete, 16 ½ months...they must be exhausted!), and Emery Hope Sehorn (Parents are Angie Harmon & Jason Sehorn). 
2008 Farewells: Ricardo Montalban, Jazz pioneer Freddie Hubbard, Eartha Kitt, Watergate 'Deep Throat' Mark Felt, To Kill a Mockingbird' director, Robert Mulligan, Pinup Legend Bettie Page, Mr. Blackwell (Ten Worst Dressed Women list), Four Tops' Lead Singer Levi Stubbs, Paul Newman, Pink Floyd member Richard Wright, Isaac Hayes, Bernie Mac, Golden Girls' actress Estelle Getty, George Carlin, Cyd Charisse, Tim Russert, Bo Diddley, Yves Saint-Laurent, Sydney Pollack, Charleton Heston, Roy Scheider, Heath Ledger, and Suzanne Pleshette. (John Travolta's son Jett died in January 2009).

Ok...I'm going to sign off now to go hang out with my man...


  

Megan Fox is on the cover of GQ this month.  For your viewing pleasure:

You're welcome, Boys!!
And some choice words from her interview:
On Angelina Jolie: "I don't even consider her human; she's like a superhuman goddess."
On teen photo scandals: "With any of the Miley Cyrus s---, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens s--- — I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It's like, 'Oh, I'm sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an a----le and sold for money. I'm sorry if someone else is a d---.' No. You shouldn't have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one's angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. F--- Disney. They take these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won't allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick."
On her sexuality: "Look, I'm not a lesbian—I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl—Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... Oh boy."
On the GQ interview: "My publicist is going to hang herself knowing what I've told you. She's going to quit the business and open a taco stand."

I still think she's an Angelina knockoff.  Like a fake purse...nice, but not as good as the real thing.
 
Usher's Mom, um I mean wife, is pregnant AGAIN.  She just had his baby in November.  And she has 3 other kids.  Wow!  She must've really put it on him...because it certainly wasn't her good looks that got him!
(from bossip.com) Usher is going to be a father for the second time. He and his wife Tameka Foster are expecting their second child together, a source close to the singer confirms. Recently, Foster was spotted wearing a belly-disguising outfit during Usher’s Sept. 4 NFL kick-off concert in New York. The dress was “very deceiving,” the source says. “You couldn’t tell she was pregnant when she was sitting down.”




Well...that's all I've got for now....

I Forgot To Mention A Few Things...

From usmagazine.com: Christina Applegate is free of breast cancer after undergoing a double mastectomy.  "I'm clear," Applegate, 36, told ABC News' Good Morning America Tuesday. "Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. It did not spread. They got everything out, so I'm definitely not going to die from breast cancer."I think she's really brave...that can't be an easy decision to make.

“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible," Jenna Jameson tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. "I'm so happy!"

Wow...don'tcha wish your Mommy was a Ho like her?!? Giving new meaning to the term MILF...Charlie Sheen's new wife is preggo too...yawn!

 From perezhilton.com: InTouch has gotten its hands on some juicy info — how much each player on The Hills is getting paid per episode!  Who knew "reality" television could pay so well? Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode
An insider supposedly said, “The only reason L.C. gets paid more than anyone else is because she demanded in her original contract that no one could ever get paid more than her.”Unbelievable!

I saw two decent movies this weekend.  Prom Night-only if you like scary movies-and We Own The Night.  Ok.  Let's talk about dating.  Specifically dating people with pets.  I often think that my dogs could be a problem in a relationship.  But, seriously.  What exactly would be a dealbreaker?  For me...any type of rodent.  If you are a grown man and you own a gerbil...Dude, you've got problems (Think Richard Gere).  Cats could be a dealbreaker for me too because Tai Tai is allergic and we all know that I will not be parting with Tai Tai anytime soon.  (Love me, love my dog)  Feel free to share your thoughts...do you have an opinion on rodents as pets past the age of 10?  It's creepy, I think.I am listening to Michelle Obama speak at the Democratic Convention.  She's a good speaker...way better than Hillary.  Their younger daughter is a cutie, too.

Um...WTF? There's another storm headed our way. Gustav. Really? REALLY?!?
Well, I'm going to go to bed...I am fighting a cold & am slightly delirious (by that I mean f**ked up on Nyquil...LOL).  Have a great night all!

 

The Wayward Blogger Returns...

Lissy's birthday was on the 15th.

How does a

celebrate her birthday? Behold:

With balloons

Cute boys

Lots of pink prezzies

And a cake fit for a

How A-MA-ZING is that cake?!? It even had a zipper!

Oh...was that not what you meant when you said you wanted a Chanel purse, Lissy? Oops...my bad! Thanks to Carol for the cake. Could you be more talented?!?

Our little Paula is about to pop....
So she had her shower last weekend
Lissy, The Daddy To Be John, Me & Preggo!

Now...let's talk about Hollyhood! I've got some good gossip for y'all...Guess who's going to be PERFORMING on this year's VMAs?!?


So...let's talk weddings, hook ups & break ups

Ellen finally made an honest woman out of Portia, or should I say Mrs. DeGeneres?


Over already...Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. Dude, she's cursed!

Back on-The Notebook couple Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling.

The catfight continues between Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood. From Starmagazine.com: Shortly after Carrie told Allure that Tony still calls her ("The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer," the former American Idol star said), Jessica took to the airwaves of a Nashville radio station to deny that her boyfriend is calling his ex. "Tony and I both laughed at that," Jessica said during Wednesday's interview. "We got a chuckle out of it... I know it's not [true] — I looked at his call log." BTW, total CU Next Tuesday move by Jess wearing the tee above-Carrie's a vegetarian! Not FUN-EEEEE!
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was born at 12:46 p.m. and weighed 8 1/2 lbs. He joins the couple's other son Kingston, who turned 2 in May. Um, yes...you read the name right. WTF?!?

"Matt and Lucy Damon had a baby girl named Gia Zavala on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. Everyone's doing great," Damon's rep, Jennifer Allen, tells PEOPLE. "She is a healthy baby girl."

Ricky Martin's a dad! The Latin superstar, 36, welcomed twin boys via a surrogate mother a few weeks ago, his rep tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. He is however still in the closet. Say Hi to Lindsay for us!

Angie Harmon, Sporty Spice and Jennifer Garner have all confirmed that they are sperminated.

Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron and Rosario Dawson are among the throngs of celebs who will invade the Democratic National Convention (kicking off Monday in Denver), where Barack Obama will officially accept his party's nomination. (He announced, via text and on his Web site Saturday, that Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware will be his running mate.)

That's all I've got for tonight...