10. You are suddenly "me" instead of "we"...totally need to shift gears.
9. You have to answer the "Where is so-and-so?" question. Really?? Must I explain for the gazillionith time?
8. You have to take care of your own pets and take out the trash again...That sucks.
7. You can't call him to ask him some obscure question when you totally know he would know the answer.
6. You can't talk to his Mom anymore, no matter how much you loved her. (And you are stuck wondering what the hell he told her about you anyway)
5. You don't get to see his dog anymore (I miss Tyson) or send the doggie prezzies anymore.
4. You have to worry about him spilling all your secrets...that really blows.
3. You get really lonely at night...and you shouldn't really call your girlfriends at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday, even though they tell you too...they don't REALLY mean it.
2. You are on an emotional rollercoaster...Mood swings, Party of One!!! (Crying one minute, pissed off the next, wanting to call him, not wanting to call him...)
And the Number 1 Reason That Breaking Up Sucks is...(DRUMROLL, Puh-lease)...You have to hear every SINGLE thing that everyone you are close to disliked about him but were too afraid to tell you while you were with him. (FYI...from me & Lissy...if you don't like your bestie's boyfriend, you need to tell her. If she gets mad at you then your friendship wasn't that strong anyway.)
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