"Santa Isn't Coming To Your House Because You're Jewish..."

So...Happy Hanukkah, Everyone! I have a story to tell you all about my little Noah. He's Jewish too, but we celebrate both. Anyhoo, he asked Lissy to take him to school yesterday because his teacher told him that "Santa Clause is not coming to your house because you are Jewish" and he was upset. Um, who the f**k is she to tell him whether or not Santa will be coming to his house. Open mouth, insert shoe store. What a dingbat! Santa will be coming to his house, much to his father's dismay. It's just a fact that Christmas is way cooler than Hanukkah. We went to a Hanukkah Extravaganza thing last night, and we saw a few people there that we've met a few times. You know...acquaintances. One of them...(I won't mention any names, but...buck teeth, stringy blonde hair in serious need of a touch-up, scary skinny, tottering on hooker heels) made eye contact with Lissy a few times and never even said "Hello". The funny thing is that I'm from Boca. These girls here who think they are Jappy are not even all of that...get a style clue and then get back to me, k. So ri-donk-ulous!! Oh, and I heard that another friend of a friend called me "HARSH". Really?!? I wouldn't think of myself as harsh. Don't get me wrong...there are MANY unflattering terms I could come up with...bitchy, snarky (Sometimes), blunt...but "HARSH"? Not really. And you all know that I LIVE to be labeled. Whatever. I'm going to see "WICKED" in Ft. Lauderdale in March...can't wait for that!! Ok, enough about that. Are you guys watching "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila"? If not, you should...it's such a freakfest...I love it! No good celeb news today...they all seem to be behaving, even Shitney. OMG, last night the boys got Dolphins football outfits (helmet and all) for Hanukkah. I will be posting pics on myspace soon. Too cute!!! Joshie got his cast off today...HOOORAY! He was such a good sport about it, though. Paula's boyfriend asked me today "What is it with white guys and black girls?"...he's on a real roll with me, because he went on to say "Tattoos are for street people". Oh, that's sweet. I have 7. I guess I'm street, then, huh? Oh, well. Ok, that's all I've got for now.

TTFN!