Girls' Night Anyone?

Ok, so this is the girliest board game ever! Look at the pawns...OMG!Seriously...it makes Candyland look butch! I love it! It's sold out everywhere, but I found it online & I ordered it. BTW, I can find just about anything online...just one of my many talents...LOL! So, I sent an email to my Dad (Drop Dead Ed, as I affectionately like to refer to him) telling him that I won't be attending his Christmas themed wedding at the zoo. Yes, for those of you who don't already know...this true...I couldn't fathom making up something so bizarre!(I will wait until you can stop laughing...) So, back to the email. It was a bit long winded, but I explained why I wouldn't be there (Can you say awkward?). I sent it Sunday morning, and it is now Monday evening, and...drum roll please...no response from Daddy Dearest. Oh, well. At least it reaffirms my decision, huh? It is finally, finally, finally cold today...Yay! My doggies are actually cuddling with each other right now...Awww! Can we talk about "I Love New York" for a minute? How come New York & her Mom both look like trannies?!? And WTF was she thinking picking Tailor Made? He's such a p**sy! And, hello...could Buddha be any cuter?!? What a damn dummy she is! And tomorrow night is the finale of "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila". The girl that's left is butch, but kinda sexy. Don't worry...I'm still strictly d**kly! She's got that Jackie Warner from Workout thing going on...watch it, you'll see what I mean. My Mommy is coming to visit for New Years...I'm excited to see her! Well, I'm off to the Land of Nod!

Kisses!