Yes...I'm Still Alive!

Good morning! Remember how I said that I was going to write in my blog more often? That's working out well, huh?!? Sorry about that. I feel like my life is a big whirlwind rigt now. Things should calm down in about a month...HOPEFULLY, anyway. You are probably asking yourself "Why the picture of the skirt blowing up?" Oh, don't you worry. I'll explain. So, yesterday, I went to the bathroom. Can you believe it?!? No...that's not the story. Anyhoo...I went to the bathroom (picture this: walk out of our office, as in OUTSIDE-visible to the street, pass about 5 other offices, turn down a hallway...you get the idea) and then I came back to the office, teetering in on my heels, Paula busts out laughing. Do you know were this is going? My adorable filmy knee length skirt was tucked into my panties in the back. That's right, folks! I walked all te way from the bathroom with my ASS ON DISPLAY. Lovely, right?!? That G*d for boyshorts...and the fact that I have a lingerie addiction...LOL. Let me catch you up on my life. Last weekend was Andrea & Shawn's wedding-I posted the video-on Saturday night. I left early because I was still-actually, am still-fighting this cold/flu s**t. Yuck! This weekend, Lissy & Jacob are going to the east coast for Rayanne's law school graduation (Congrats...you go, girl!) and...Aunt Mickey has the kids! I am so teaching them Lollipop by Lil' Wayne! Next weekend, all of the 'rents are coming to town for the boys' birthdays. Then, the next weekend we are going to Disney with them. The next weekend, my plans are to COLLAPSE! OMG! Speaking of the boys, Noah asked me "How did Paula swallow that baby in her belly?"

I am so buying him this book! My Mom gave it to me when I was like 4. I think I'm the only one my age who knew the real deal so early on. I know. That explains a lot, right?!? Paula's belly has really popped. She looks so cute! Anyway...I am going to be a full on

in 24 hours. No, seriously. I'm taking the boys to their soccer game. In the pimped out minivan. Wish me luck with that! p.s. I love you came out on DVD Tuesday. Such a great chick flick/cryfest! Speaking of great...Mariah's (or should I say Mrs. Cannon's) new CD is the bomb. Really. Every song is good. Buy it. Now! You won't regret it. You may have noticed that my blog looks different. By different, I mean it's missing s**t. Um, I tried to change my background and wiped out everything. I was so pissed at myself! So, I am slowing adding it back on. Ugh. Well, happy Friday everyone and don't forget that Sunday is Mother's Day.