My Weekend With My Nephews...OMG!

This is how I babysit...A "baby buffet"...LOL! I told them "It's like a grown-up party. You pick what you want!" They were loving it!

While my weekends usually are more "Bottles in the club", this weekend it's more like "Poopin' in the tub". Ok, actually it was the pool, but pool didn't rhyme, so...deal. I realized that Joshie pooped in his swim diaper in just the nick of time (so...no poop in the pool), but by the time I got him to his room, he was partially covered in it.

So, there we are...Joshie naked, plastered in poop, me trying not to gag while cleaning him up and...Noah the peanut gallery: "EWWWWWW! That's deeeeee-scusitng!!! I'm not gonna watch! I can't look! OMG! It stinks!" Oh, the best part? We were in the pool for all of about five minutes. This parenting thing is NO joke. And now they're on the couch trying to wrestle. Which is only going to end with someone getting hurt. I just had to seperate them. Ok, Lissy and Jacob...how in the world do you do this?!? Not that I didn't already, but I have mad respect for you! So, we started our day with an 8:30 a.m. soccer game. Noah wanted to know why none of my friends came to watch him, so I explained to him that no one who doesn't have children is up at such an un-g*dly hour on a Saturday!

In case you are wondering, I am writing this blog over the course of an entire day. Holy crap, I am exhausted. And, for the record...I hate ALL of my friends who flaked on me today. You so suck! Ok, so after soccer, we went to Target where we bought 4 movies and assorted toys. Then we went to my house to get my clothes for the rest of the day, where the boys scared the hell out of my Tai Guy. BTW, I miss my dogs. Then, back to their house we came, and we went swimming, and then...the poop debacle happened. Joshie just flung a headband up in the air and it is now perched on the window sill above the front door. Good luck with that, Jacob! Their house looks WRECKED! But, the kids are having fun and in one piece, so whatever!

Ok, enough of my adventures in babysitting...
OMG, why the f**k is Nick "I hit the f**king jackpot when I married Mariah" Cannon wearing such a girly looking wedding ring?!?

I know that boys like bling, too, but that's just ridiculous. Seriously...it looks like a girl's ring!
Ok...I'm gonna go try to get these 2 little men to chillax a little bit...BTW, if I never hear the words "Why" & "Dude" again, I'll be a very happy girl!

I'm out!