Do You Notice Anything Different?

I got my eyebrows and eyeliner put on permanently! And I am loving it! Thoughts?!? Ok...I've been slacking on the celeb gossip, so...here's a quick rundown: Rumored to be getting married this weekend: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz, Howard Stern & Beth O. Broken Up: Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson, Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo, Shania Twain & her (not famous) husband. Hooking up: Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer, Lindsay Lohan & that creepy girl Samantha Ronson, Rihanna & Chris Brown-Seriously, stop frontin'. Everyone knows y'all are together! Allegedly getting engaged: Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal. Possibly prego: Beyonce, Mariah (that would explain the quickie weddings). Legal Woes: Wesley Snipes-going to the clink for tax evasion, DMX-on trial for drugs, Nick Hogan-going to the clink for that car accident awhile back, R Kelly-currently on trial for kiddie porn, Remy Ma-sentenced to 8 years, Charles Barkley-being sued by the Wynn. On vacation together: Shitney & Mel Gibson0I s**t you not. Oh, and Angelina is having twins-file that under the "Thank you, Captain Obvious" category. There you go...you should be up to date on all the dirt now....consider yourself water cooler ready :) My Mom is coming to visit tomorrow...I can't wait! Ok, I'm going to bed now...