Maxin' & Relaxin'...

I am watching the American Music Awards (I know, I know...it was on like 2 weeks ago...I'm trying to catch up on my tivo'd stuff). Can we talk about how the Jonas brother ate sh*t when they walked out? I've taken the liberty of posting the fall for you (to the right, to the right). Did you know that there is one more brother who's not in the band? They call him the "Bonus Jonas". I swear I am not making this up. This ff was courtesy of Lissy. Lenny Kravitz is on now...where the hell has he been? And why is Celine the biggest dork ever?!? Seriously. How about the country version of Irreplaceable? Not sure if I'm feeling it. Why do Beyonce's eyes look like they are going to pop out of her head when she's singing? She totally over emotes. Rihanna killed it...as usual. Have you guys ever seen Sean Kingston? He's a pudgy little thing, right? Not what I expected. I was envisioning more Chris Brown, less Pillsbury Dough Boy. Oh, speaking of Chris Brown, he's coming out now. "The Prince of R&B" they just called him. Does that make the self proclaimed "King of R&B" R Kelley his Dad? I'm just asking...Homeboy can dance, though. He's the new Usher. How ugly is T-Pain?!? Yuck! WTF is Carrie Underwood wearing??? Ok, enough about the AMAs.

Did you guys watch "Gray's Anatomy"? For the first time this season I thought it didn't suck.

I signed Joshie's cast the other night. It's so small...the cutest thing ever! It doesn't even seem to be bothering him, he's really an amazing kid.

So, my water heater is f***ed up & my A/C is broken. So, basically, my water won't get hot and my air won't get cold. Good times. For this Thanksgiving, I give thanks that it's not very hot out :)

Lissy and I got our fishing licenses. We're really into this fishing business! Did you know that you need a license to fish? And you have to throw back under size fish? It's very complicated! Much to Jacob's dismay, I found PINK fishing poles that Lissy and I are going to order. Who says you can't be girly and fish?!?

I just got Alicia Keys' new CD. It is A-MAZ-ING! Love it, love it, love it!! She is performing now...a little Shabba Ranks in the house. Alicia is really a pretty girl, but why does she always wear those stupid lycra jumpsuits that accentuate her pear shape? I think she's a lezbot...she should hook up with Latifah...LOL. I don't know why they think it's such a big deal...come out of the closet, ladies! Speaking of gay celebs...if you don't watch "How I Met Your Mother", Monday at 8pm on CBS would be a good time to start. It is the funniest (is that a word? I think it is) show on TV. Doogie Howser is on it...he's gay in real life...see the connection? It's like "Friends" but more believable. Here's a link to a preview: http://alpha.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_met_your_mother/ Seriously...it is Must See TV! "Chuck" is really funny also...check that out if you haven't already.

Ok, I'm out...catch ya on the flip side, Homies!