Welcome To Loserville. Population: All The Guys I've Dated

"Hope you're having a great summer and steering clear of losers! (I really enjoyed reading your blog a few weeks ago, btw -- but honey, you gotta start meeting new men!)"
Ya think?!?
This understatement of the year came from my myspace friend Carol Snow, who btw is a really great chick lit author. Someone told me "Your blog is really funny and entertaining." Um, not so much when it is your real life. At least all the LOSERS I meet make for good blogging material, right?

**NEWSFLASH** "The Hills" and "Weeds" start tonight. HOORAY...Can't wait for all the drama!!

Lissy & I had a spa day yesterday...can you say "HEAVEN"?
We went to the Naples Grande hotel's spa and it was A-MA-ZING! And unfortunately it's back to reality today...ick! Wednesday is Lissy's birthday, so all of you who know her that read this, please shower her with attention on her special day (She loves that...LOL)! 33 years young :) Mine is on October 19th...I accept all flowers and gifts. Kthanxbye. HaHa!

OMG, Tai Tai had a VERY bad weekend. Very bad! First, he bit me. I know...his Mommy. So not cool! I had someone over (a girl...don't get excited...I'm still on my self-imposed hiatus from men!) and he was begging for food from her, so I grabbed him by his necklace (by that I mean "collar") and he turned around and bit me. What a little f***er! Then, yesterday, he attacked Tao. Poor little Tao couldn't get away from him. He was so upset, as was I. Like I said, VERY bad weekend. I gave Tai Tai some Rescue Remedy (like holistic Valium) to calm his ass down. Ok, that's all I've got right now, folks!