The Chronicles of A Third Wheel...

So, last night we (me, Jacob, Lissy) went to see Kathy Griffin in Fort Myers. She was sooo funny...we laughed the entire time! She talks about all the celebs. She started off her set with "You guys picked a good night to come. What the f*** is going on with Britney?" She also drops the f bomb. A lot. Anyway...back to me :) For some reason, it got called to my attention about 5 times last night that we were a party of 3 rather than 4. At the restaurant: "So, you're waiting for someone, right?" "Um, no, but thanks for reminding me." At the show: (Jacob hands the tickets to the usher) "Oh. There's 3 of you?" "Yes, bitch. Three. Yes, I'm with them. No, we are not waiting for anyone. Anything else?" Ok, I didn't really say that, but I was thinking it. At the show, there was a woman who laughed (at EVERYTHING) and sounded like a dying hyena. It was really distracting. Then, a guy who looked like Jabba the Hut (seriously...he HAD to be the BIGGEST person in the entire theater)...so where did he sit? Yup. Right in front of me. Of course. So typical. I'm still on a man hiatus, so no good stories about the losers in my life. I have to tell you about my friend R. I have a total crush on him. We talk on the phone...he's always traveling. But...he is the nicest guy. After he read my blog, he called me and said "What the hell is wrong with this A kid?!?" Um, he's retarded? Anyhoo...R says he'll be in town around my birthday (Oct 19, Oct 19, Oct 19...Hint, hint) and I said "Please...just take me on a date for my bday." I'm not really hard to please. Oh, another thing. I said to R "Why do these guys act surprised that I am spoiled?" (Not Needy, FYI. Spoiled. Get it right!) to which he promptly responds "Niki's a princess" Damn right! He was like "You're sweet, though. You aren't looking for a guy to buy you things, you just like nice stuff." Exactly! Anyway, I am staying on my man hiatus, but I am coming off of my exercise hiatus. Going to the gym. Ugh. I'm having my lips looked at tomorrow because the stuff seems to have already disappeared. Double ugh. Ok...gotta go.