A is For Asshole

OMG. A is officially the meanest person I have ever met. I had a "friend" that sent me a nasty letter from her one year old daughter. That WAS the meanest thing I have ever received. A's recent email and phone messages make that look like a love letter. So...obviously he read my last post. I'd just like to point out that I never said anything bad about him personally or physically. Just his actions. And, even though there are CERTAINLY things that I can say, I would never stoop to that level. But he had no problem going there. He left me THREE voicemails. THREE (Count them...one, two, three)! He kept getting cut off, so he kept calling back. He is one MEAN motherf***er. I didn't listen to the messages. Did he really think I would?!? "Press 7 to delete"...but I got the idea. As for the email, well...

"You are a cow" (Flattery will get you everywhere...LOL)

"I played you from the beginning" (He's proud of being an asshole)

"In what world are you worthy of my time" (Obviously in this one, because you are using a lot of time and energy to insult me!)

"Your apartment is cheap" (Come on, Really?!? Now you are just reaching...)

'"You should see the women I date, you'd feel blessed" (If you say so...)

"No one reads your blog" (Um...apparently you do, DUMMY!)

"You can even put my picture in it" (Which one? Your dick or your face?)

Anyway, there are some cliches that are apropos.

1.) "People in glass houses should not throw stones"

2.) "What comes around goes around"

Hopefully, someday, some man will treat your daughter as nicely as you have treated me. Two can play the mind f*ck game, Sweetie.

By the way, A...PLEASE...stop reading my blog as there will be no further references to you. You cease to exist to me as of now. Stop emailing me, they will be deleted. Stop calling me, I won't answer the phone. Don't text me, that will be deleted too. I get the point. I could be deaf, dumb and blind and I'd still get your point. I'm not sure what your intention is, but all I am doing is laughing at you with my girlfriends. But, seriously...it's getting old. We only met once. Get over it. I have.