I took my little Tao to the groomer...he was overdue. On the way there, he took a nice big s**t. In my Mercedes. On the passenger seat. Deeeeeee-scusting! Then, the groomer called me a few hours later and said "Your dog is being terrible. He won't let us give him a bath. He was screaming and biting when we tried to put him in the tub." Um, okay... so I went to pick him up and brought him back to my office. We were all teasing him, telling him he was such a bad boy, blah, blah, blah. All of a sudden, I noticed that his left eye was filled with blood. As in, the entire white of his eye was red. And it was swollen. It looked like his eye was going to pop out. So gross. I ran him over to his vet, and she sent us up to a doggie opthamologist. He said that Tao essentially bruised his eye, so there shouldn't be any lasting damage.
If you are a loyal reader, you know that Tao is not having it when he's at the doctor's office, so they had to sedate him (with an I.V.) and stitch his eye in the corner so that he would be able to close it. They had to shave half of his face, and he pretty much has a black eye. Oh, and a purple ace bandage around his foot where the I.V. was. And an E-collar. And, he's shaved. Poor little Peanut! Suffice it to say we won't be calling him the prettier one for a little while...Tai Tai is probably loving it! When I went to pay the $620.00 bill, I asked the receptionist "So, what happens if people don't have the money to pay?" (She looks me up and down, pausing on my Gucci purse and sunglasses, and sighs as if to say "WTF do you care?") "Their dogs go blind." Wow. Wow! Holy coldness, Batman! No payment plan? Dayum!
Ok, let's move onto Hollyweird, shall we?
So...I've been reading tons of stuff on the whole Chris Brown/Rihanna debacle. Everyone is trying to figure out why he beat her up, and rumors are running like wildfire across the net. One rumor has him flipping out on her because she gave him herpes. Where did she get herpes? Well, according to the rumormill, from Jay Z. Um, wouldn't Beyonce have a problem with that?!? Also, lots of reports that she's way needy and clingy. Not a reason to beat her a**, though! There's also a rumor that he broke her jaw. Yikes...hope that one's not true!
From starmagazine.com: Hours before his alleged violent outburst, Chris Brown seemed detached from his girlfriend Rihanna at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy bash on Feb. 7 in Beverly Hills. And during the party Chris turned his attention to sexy British songbird Leona Lewis, says an insider. “At one point, Rihanna caught Chris flirting with Leona,” says a source. “They were carrying on and laughing, and Rihanna saw Chris with his hand on the small of Leona’s back. It may have been innocent, but that set Rihanna off.”
Bossip.com just received the real story of Chris Brown and Rihanna’s fight from a highly placed source in the Chris Brown legal camp:
"They were in the car leaving the Clive Davis party. While Chris was driving, he got a phone call from a young lady. Our source tells us that Rihanna knew that Chris had been messing around with this particular girl and she has, as of late, been the reason for many of their heated arguments. Rihanna got a glimpse of the phone, saw the name and number and immediately recognized who it was. She went ballistic and began to “beat the sh*t” out of Chris (while driving). She was so uncontrollable, that Chris began to fight back in self defense, which ensued the fight. Rihanna’s rage stemmed from Chris’ questionable fidelity in the last few months."
Take this with a grain of salt (rimming a Margarita glass...LOL) because it is from his people.
Update on Usher's wife: Reports say she was rushed into intensive care on Friday, after a medical emergency during a liposuction operation in Brazil. She supposedly suffered cardiac and respiratory arrest as she was being anesthetized for the cosmetic surgery. Where there not enough plastic surgeons to choose from in L.A.? Seriously? Stooo-pid!
If you've been hearing reports that DJ Khaled was involved in a high speed chase with the LAPD, it's not true...he's in Miami.
Jessica Simpson should be sending thank you notes to Chris Brown and RiRi because no one gives a s**t about her getting fat anymore! Oh, and Michael Phelps' pot smoking...so yesterday! From usmagazine.com: Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight will soon take off their scrubs for good, their Grey's Anatomy costar James Pickens Jr. (a.k.a. Grey's Dr. Richard Webber) confirms. They are smart, because that show is actively jumping the shark.
We haven't even talked about the freak show that is the mother of the octuplets. Doesn't she look like she's had a LOT of plastic surgery? What's up with her face? Ewwww! Did we the taxpayers pay for that the same way we are going to have to support her and her 14 kids?? Ridiculous! And...why the f**k does Congress care if A Rod took steroids? Don't they have bigger fish to fry, like oh, I don't know...our collapsing economy or the war that we are in?!?
Posts
0 comments:
Post a Comment