The Wayward Blogger Returns...

Lissy's birthday was on the 15th.

How does a

celebrate her birthday? Behold:

With balloons

Cute boys

Lots of pink prezzies

And a cake fit for a

How A-MA-ZING is that cake?!? It even had a zipper!

Oh...was that not what you meant when you said you wanted a Chanel purse, Lissy? Oops...my bad! Thanks to Carol for the cake. Could you be more talented?!?

Our little Paula is about to pop....
So she had her shower last weekend
Lissy, The Daddy To Be John, Me & Preggo!

Now...let's talk about Hollyhood! I've got some good gossip for y'all...Guess who's going to be PERFORMING on this year's VMAs?!?


So...let's talk weddings, hook ups & break ups

Ellen finally made an honest woman out of Portia, or should I say Mrs. DeGeneres?


Over already...Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. Dude, she's cursed!

Back on-The Notebook couple Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling.

The catfight continues between Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood. From Starmagazine.com: Shortly after Carrie told Allure that Tony still calls her ("The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer," the former American Idol star said), Jessica took to the airwaves of a Nashville radio station to deny that her boyfriend is calling his ex. "Tony and I both laughed at that," Jessica said during Wednesday's interview. "We got a chuckle out of it... I know it's not [true] — I looked at his call log." BTW, total CU Next Tuesday move by Jess wearing the tee above-Carrie's a vegetarian! Not FUN-EEEEE!
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was born at 12:46 p.m. and weighed 8 1/2 lbs. He joins the couple's other son Kingston, who turned 2 in May. Um, yes...you read the name right. WTF?!?

"Matt and Lucy Damon had a baby girl named Gia Zavala on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. Everyone's doing great," Damon's rep, Jennifer Allen, tells PEOPLE. "She is a healthy baby girl."

Ricky Martin's a dad! The Latin superstar, 36, welcomed twin boys via a surrogate mother a few weeks ago, his rep tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. He is however still in the closet. Say Hi to Lindsay for us!

Angie Harmon, Sporty Spice and Jennifer Garner have all confirmed that they are sperminated.

Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron and Rosario Dawson are among the throngs of celebs who will invade the Democratic National Convention (kicking off Monday in Denver), where Barack Obama will officially accept his party's nomination. (He announced, via text and on his Web site Saturday, that Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware will be his running mate.)

That's all I've got for tonight...