Two weeks after welcoming daughter Sunday Rose, Nicole Kidman appeared to be back to her svelte self as she and husband Keith Urban made a Starbucks run Sunday in Nashville. Kidman, 41, donned white capri pants and a midriff-baring top while grabbing coffee. (They left their daughter at home.) Ummm...is anyone else thinking that she really didn't give birth or is it just me? Here's a thought. Black market baby. You think it. I SAY it.

The Wonder Twins left the hospital early Saturday – a week since Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline were born. "Angelina Jolie left the Clinic Santa Maria of Fondation Lenval early in the morning of July 19th," hospital rep Nadine Bauer confirmed to PEOPLE. "The mother and babies are doing very well."

Shitney and Fed Ex have reached a custody settlement in their epic court battle over their two sons – averting a scheduled trial. According to the agreement, which still needs to be signed off on by the court, Federline retains sole custody of the couple's two sons, Preston, 2 1/2, and Jayden, 1 1/2. Spears – who's currently allowed two visits and one overnight per week – will get more visitation rights. "The case has been settled," Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan (working with attorney James Simon), tells PEOPLE. "This is the end of a two-year journey." Spears's attorney, Laura Wasser, said outside the courtroom after the hearing: "Britney's doing great. She's very pleased [with the settlement]. The kids are with her right now."Without giving details, Wasser confirmed that Spears did win "more custodial time" with the boys. A source close to Spears confirms the singer will gain an additional overnight by year's end, barring any setbacks. Dude. She gave her kids away. Unbelievable!

Balthazar Getty, who has been photographed smooching actress Sienna Miller recently, has announced that he's splitting from his wife Rosetta Getty, with whom he has four children. "The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved," he said in a statement released Monday. "In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further." Is he f***ing kidding?!? Scumbag, Party of one...The Brothers & Sisters actor, 33, was recently seen with Miller, who was topless as only a home-wrecking skank would be, in a boat off the Amalfi coast.

Exceeding initial expectations, The Dark Knight went on to shatter records left and right this weekend.
The most notable: the new Batman film is now the biggest debut ever in U.S. box office history, especially impressive for an opening on a non-holiday weekend. The Dark Knight took in $155.34 million Fri-Sun. That bests Spider-Man 3's 151.1 million in 2007. Sorta bittersweet because of Heath Ledger, huh?

The speculation can end now. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are indeed expecting a second child!
The actress' good friend and Alias costar Victor Garber, who also was the minister and officiated over her island wedding, confirmed the news on Tuesday. "Yes, she is," Garber says, when asked about the baby rumors. A source adds, "She is five months pregnant. They are very happy." Do we care?!?

A British newspaper reports that an unnamed man is claiming that he secretly taped Madonna and A-Rod sexin' it up. And, no shock, he's trying to sell the tape (for a cool $2 million!). The lensman claims the tape was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment owned by one of Madge's Kabbalah friends, allegedly used by the pair for secret afternoon trysts. The camera man is also friends with the Kabbalah friend. When he found out about the afternoon delight sessions, he supposedly installed a hidden camera in the living room with the lens pointed at the sofa.
According to the rag, Madonna’s lawyers said they were “aware” of the lensman’s claims but were not commenting.
A legal expert said if what this guy is claiming is true, he could face prosecution for voyeurism and burglary: “If footage was obtained in this way it would be an outrageous invasion of privacy. But more than that he would not have had his friend’s consent to install the camera and must have entered the apartment without approval to hide it….That is burglary." OH SNAP! Could this be true?!? She did write the book on sex after all!

DMC, of legendary rap group Run-DMC, has been hospitalized. The rapper was admitted to a New Jersey hospital on Thursday after suffering from pain and swelling in his right arm. Upon his arrival, doctors discovered two major bloodclots. Not good!

Reports are surfacing that 22 years after the release of Top Gun, they've decided to make a sequel. Tom Cruise is said to be in talks to reprise his role of Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell. Yea, that's what we want to see. A 46 year-old Maverick. An inside source says, "The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor - and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot." Somebody call 911-his career is dying!

The NBC suits announced on Monday that Jay Leno's last appearance on the Tonight Show is scheduled for May 29, 2009. Conan O'Brien will step in on June 1, 2009.

The CW has announced that the new 90210 will be debuting with a special two hour premiere on September 2nd.

And guess who's back in the motherf***ing house!

It's Brenda, B***h! I can't wait to see it. I'm not going to lie!

Apparently, we not only have the right to bear arms, but to bare breasts as well.

A federal appeals court has thrown out a $550,000 fine against CBS for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction." you know, the one where JT came out smelling like a friggin' rose! On Monday, a three-judge panel in Philadelphia ruled that the Federal Communications Commission "acted arbitrarily and capriciously" in issuing the fine for the fleeting image of nudity.

Jessica Simpson performed at her first proper country show this past weekend and things did not go as she would have liked. When the wannabe country singer took to the stage at the Country Thunder Festival in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin, on Saturday night, she was greeted with a warm welcome of boos, reports the local paper. And, her reviews were less than stellar! "Many audience members found her attempt to crossover into country irritating and that her vocals lacked a southern sound," says one critic. Note to Jess: Stick to making shoes. So far it's the only thing that you do well!

Katie appears to have taken part in a Scientology purification ritual that caused her hands to go purple. Yikes!
According to reports, the purification ritual is called the Purification Rundown or Purif. Peeps going through the process take 'vitamin bombs' to get 'toxins' out of their bodies. A source says that in almost every single case, Scientology founder Hubbard recommends dosages in his teachings that are well above the safe limits, in some cases as much as 142 times more than the toxic level. The side effects of such huge overdoses range from liver damage, hair loss, brain swelling and nausea up to fatal heart and respiratory failure. The cleanse also prescribes huge doses of something called niacin. A report says large doses of niacin can cause liver damage, peptic ulcers, and skin rashes. Even normal doses can be associated with skin flushing. WTF, Katie? Seriously! WTF?!?

Salma Hayek and her babydaddy, French billionaire, Francois-Henri Pinault, are calling it quits. The pair announced their engagement at the same time Hayek announced her pregnancy. Now, her publicist says, "We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be no further comment." Not a shocker! Such an odd couple anyhoo!

Ok, my lovelies...I'm out!