Let Me Update Ya...

Ok, I need to get you up to date on the Hollyhood news!

Let's start with babies! Angelina is still (very) sperminated...no wonder twins just yet, although she IS in the hospital. Stubby Arms A.K.A. Matthew McConaughey's Brazilian GF gave birth to a son named Levi this week.

OK Magazine is going to pay them $3 million for the pics. I don't know about y'all, but I'm just not that interested! The bidding war for the first pics of Brad & Angie's Wonder Twins is at $16 million. That can feed a lot of African babies!!

Nicole Kidman had a girl named Sunday Rose. On Monday. WTF?!?

Juno, um I mean Jamie Lynn Spears, is pimpin' out her new little daughter on this week's OK magazine cover. Lovely.

Asslee Simpson is looking very preggo lately.

Now...let's talk about sex, baby. Specifically, are A-Rod & Madonna having it?

From usmagazine.com: Just met? Hardly. New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez was smitten with Madonna six months ago when he was exchanging text messages with her while dining with a friend in Miami.
"He kept smiling, acting as if he was a little kid," the dinner companion tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.
"He told me it was Madonna," A-Rod's friend says. "I was shocked."
The highest-paid player in baseball then "proceeded to say he was in love with her," the pal tells Us. "I thought he was kidding, but he wasn't."
By February, the 32-year-old slugger had upped the ante. "He said, 'She's my f--king soulmate, dude,'" the friend tells Us.

I thought it was a bunch of bunk, but now I can't decide. I am biased, because you all know that I worship the Material Girl. I guess time will tell, huh?
Drew Barrymore & Justin Long: SPLITSVILLE!

Reese & Jake, moving on IN.
Check out the superdy duper awesome shoes that my BFF bought me!


Gotta go...