Just Another Day In My Life...

Brian, Me, Lissy & Jacob at his Going Away party
Jacob with all of his "wives":Kim, Lissy, me & Christie Me & Christie at The Melting Pot




Where shall I begin? On Friday night, there was a shindig at Bennigan's (Yeah...I thought they were all closed too. Who knew?) for our friend Brian's last day at his job. Fun, fun, fun! I had multiple girly, frothy mango concoctions...yummy! I'm just sad that Brian is not going to be in Naples anymore. Bummer. Speaking of Brian...OMG...he was trying to prove to me that he's "down" (as if) so he told me that he has Johnny Gill and some other has-been r&b artist on his iPod and then proceeds to start singing "My, my, my". Brian, you are too silly! And then there's Erin S. Lissy wanted me to give her a shoutout because she's a MILF and that's what Lissy aspires to be. I was like "Oh, how nice. You want your boys' friends to be all "Your Mom's hot" and whacking off to visions of you?!? Gross!!" She was like "No!" And Jacob chimes in with "What do you think MILF stands for? Mother I'd Like to Frolic? Friend?" Um, duh! Anyhoo...Erin you do look smokin' hot! Then, we went to Roy's for dinner. So, that was Friday. Saturday, we went to Coconut Point (Me, Christie, Lissy & Jacob-he thinks he is such a P-I-M-P when he's out with all of us...LOL!) to shop. Only I would try on shoes (at DSW) with a jacked up toe. I was like "I can only try them on my left foot!" Then, we met Georgie & Erin B at "The Melting Pot". Ok, double yummy! It was soooooo good! And fun. Once again, Jacob was the only dude. I had a blackberry margarita, which was quite tasty. And, Sunday...I chilled. And now, it's back to the old grind. And on Friday, we get to start all over again with a par-tay for Kim! Kim is leaving her job to come work for...wait for it...Just Like Family! Yay! We are so excited!
As far as the celebs go, as one would imagine, there is mad speculation about why Beyonce became Mrs. Z. The top theory? Pregnant! We'll see...
Um...check out this video of Hillary Duff. How very un-Disney of her!

Soooo, that's about it for now.

P.S. I know you all may be looking for me to talk about something that happened on Friday night, but I'm not going to get on a certain person's level. Get like you? Nah, b***h! Get like me! Suffice it to say don't say something behind someone's back that you aren't comfortable saying to their face. Because you'll feel super stupid when you get called out on it.