Monkey Business

I don't know wtf is wrong with me, but lately I'm not feeling the blogging. I have zero energy lately. Anyhoo...I had a "Pleasure Party" on Saturday night. OMG. It was a blast! I'll write more about that later. But, first...I have to tell you about the monkey we found yesterday. Stop laughing, re-read. There was a teeny tiny monkey in one of the trees outside of our office. She (Not sure if it was a girl, but that's what we were calling it) was soooooooo cute. She wouldn't let me hold her, but she came down on a low branch to take apple pieces from me. I held my hand out palm up with the apple in the middle and she held my hand with one of her hands (btw-they have little people hands!) and grabbed the apple with her other hand. Very cool. So, then I called the Zoo...they were not missing a monkey, Domestic Animal Services...they laughed at me. You get the idea. I finally talked to someone who said that there are local monkeys and they have diseases. I still think she was someone's pet. And now....I want a monkey!! It was a squirrel monkey...I googled it. So that was our excitement for the day! Oh...big announcement! We hired 2 people! Melissa is starting today in the office-Yes, in our "cozy" office! And, Kim will do marketing, but she had to give 30 days notice. So, we're totally hyped! Next on our list is moving into bigger office space. Oh, Lissy wants to do a "guest entry" on my blog, so be on the look out for that. We are taking the boys to Karate lessons today. Noah asked me for that for his birthday, and I found a studio where they both can go. Their class is called "Little Dragons". Ok. Joshie in a karate uniform! Picture it! It should be too cute! I'll take pictures! Speaking of pictures, I took lots of funny ones at the Party...I'll have to post them. Carol made us the biggest penis cake. It was Gi-norm! And I got an email from the girl who did the party (the consultant):
Thanks again for a fun time and that AWESOME penis cake!!!! I certainly "got some" Saturday night.... who would have thought that I'd have to drive all the way to Naples to have the largest D*** I've ever had in my life!!!
Too funny! The cock, um I mean cake, was ri-donc! It was red velvet and the frosting was...wait for it... CHOCOLATE! And it was awesome! I made Sex on the Beaches..."grey goose had your girl feelin' real loose". Let's just say that I took advantage of the fact that it was my house and I didn't have to drive! At least I was sneaky about it. Christie said she didn't even notice me downing drinks. Very, very sneaky, Niki! Alright...I gots to go. I have a hair appointment and then it's back to the old grind. I'll try to write later and post pics.
Later!