Just Another Day...

Noah giving Joshie some love at dinner
Joshie eating chocolate ice cream "Who me?!?"
Noah acting silly at the ice cream place
Me & Jacob with one of the fish I caught

Good morning, everyone! It's f***ing cold outside. In Florida. In the Spring. Um...WTF?!? I think I've packed away all of my warm clothes. I'm not sure yet because I have yet to drag my lazy ass out of my warm bed. When the dogs don't even want to get up, you know it's cold. My poor little Tai Tai is shivering. I need to put a sweater on him. He's wearing a tee that says "Born Fabulous" right now. What did you expect? He is my dog, after all! I went fishing on Sunday...and I caught a ga-zillion...ok about 12...fish. Seriously! I have mad fishing skills! I think I was a mermaid in a former life...LOL. Anyhoo...no one else had a chance to fish because I am so high maintenance. (Fishing for Princesses tip #27: have at least one person on standby to bait your hook and take the fish off the hook when you catch it so you don't have to touch anything icky or slimy) Christie was with us...and she actually touches the fish and the bait. Ewwww! I think they'd take away my JAP union card for that! Speaking of Christie, she got to experience a day in the life of me this weekend. She came to dinner with me, Lissy, Jacob and the boys. Ok, I have to start off by saying that the boys really are not bad in public. But to hear Jacob tell it, you'd think they were running around the entire restaurant screaming obscenities and hurling food at their fellow diners! They got a little bored, that's all. Jacob has NO patience for their antics at restaurants. It's quite comical, actually. So, we made it through dinner...barely...and Lissy and I took the boys for a walk. While on the walk, we all (yes, the boys get a vote too!) decided to go for ice cream. So, we all pile into the minivan (that's how we roll when with the kids)...off on a tangent for a moment...the minivan is pimped the f**k out! It has more features than mine and Jacob's cars combined! It's like Knight Rider...ok, so Christie and I are making our journey to the waaaaaaaaaaaaay back of the van, and Lissy tells Noah to behave or no ice cream for them. Jacob is buckling Joshie into his carseat when he hears this. He whips his head up so fast he probably got whiplash and says "Wait. What? Ice cream? You mean we are taking them somewhere else?!? OMG...are you kidding me?" And the look on his face? Priceless! We took them for ice cream and Jacob survived. Oh, back to fishing for a minute. I don't like it anymore. One fish grunted and two others did a moan/cry kinda thing. It was sad. Fish have feelings, too...apparently. No more fishing for me...I wanted to cry! I have a new reader and I have to give him some love. B Sykes! I totally thought he read my blog, but he didn't know about it. Um, Oops! I blame Kim. She should've told him about it, right? Sounds good to me...LOL. He sent me an email after he read it:

"Dearest Trendy Girl,
I feel soooo honored to be invited to the cool kids table. My only problem is that all this time I thought that I was down only to realize that I was at the geek table feeling zero love. All the living that I have missed..................
signed,
sulking in the corner and switching my referrals to (insert random not as good as us home care agency here) b/c they be HOT!!!!!"

Awwww! I sorry :(

OMG. Last night we had a peanut butter debacle in my house. I was eating celery and peanut butter...don't ask, it's my latest obsession. I go through phases where I eat the same thing for a month and then I can't stand it...and I put the little individual peanut butter container (You know, the "on the go" kind?) on my dresser when I was done, figuring I'd take it downstairs a little later. I had run a nice hot bath for myself, so I got into the bath. And roughly 2 seconds later I start hearing strange noises. Picture me sitting in the tub yelling "Tai Tai! Tao! What are you doing? I'm going to spank you guys!" And...the noises are still happening. So, I get out of the tub and, leaving a path of dampness and bubbles in my wake, I run out to my bed and...Tai Tai's face is COVERED in peanut butter. On my bed. GROSS! And Tao has the foil top of the container under the bed. Poor Tao. He always gets the short end of the stick! Thank Goodness there was NO peanut butter on my bed. I cannot believe it, because Tai Tai looked like a pile of peanut butter, he was so covered in it. So, I had to clean him up...and he fought me the whole time because he was steady trying to eat the peanut butter. Yup. That's my Tai guy. He's a food whore!

Oh, check this out. My friend R. He's in BIG trouble with me. I haven't returned his calls a few times, ok for about 2 monthes, because I've been crazy busy. So...I finally called him yesterday and he didn't know who I was because..."I deleted you from my phone since you weren't returning my calls." UM...RUDE! Not happy with you, Mr. Man!

We hired another girl in our office. She's Paula's friend Melissa. It's so cute...they are like me & Lissy...10 years ago. Anyway, Melissa is on myspace, so I initially went on there to leave her a comment (I know, right...Aren't Lissy and I the coolest bosses ever? What other boss would leave you a comment on myspace?!?) and now...I am addicted once again. It's bad! I'll get over it...a little therapy, some withdrawls...Kidding, kidding!

Ok, I think that's about all I've got for you on this frosty Tuesday morning!

"Make it a great day"...Why do people say that? It's sooooo cheesey! If you are one of those people, sorry if I offended you, but Dude...stop it!

Ok...Love ya, mean it!