The Pimps & Hos Ball, Um I Mean The Grammys

Hi, everyone! First of all, Happy Birthday to Christie :) Her birthday was yesterday. OMG, can we talk about the skank-a-licious hair extensions that everyone was rockin' at the Grammys?!? Yuck, yuck, yuck. Miley Cirus looked like a straight up HO. And what is she? 12?!? Carrie Underwood looked like Dolly Parton, Jr...and not in a good way! And WTF was with Alicia Keys and her "Faux mohawk"?!? And Rihanna's dress looked like a purple tu-tu. Not attractive. Did you see Tina Turner and Beyonce? Holy s**t! They KILLED "Proud Mary" (in a good way)! And Tina was dancing her ass off! She's almost 70! It was awesome. Shitney is totally laying low. What's up with that? Anna Nicole's former bodyguard, Big Moe, sat down with Access Hollywood and had some in-ter-esting things to say about Larry Birkhead, like he's a big HOMO!
Rihanna and Chris Brown are supposedly dating. I approve! Rumer Willis (Demi & Bruce's daughter that got a f***ing smack down with the fug stick...OMG, so fugly!) is rumored (I know, I'm punny!) to be dating Josh Hartnett. I do NOT approve. I guess he's run through every little starlet in Hollywood, so...
Heath Ledger was cremated (ewww!) and laid to rest (finally) in his hometown of Perth, Australia. Mariah just released a new single. Very average. Not MiMi's best work :(
Did you see the secretly taped confession of the tool that "alledgedly" killed Natalee Holloway? OMG what a total scumbag! And the Aruban justice system? Um, can you say "crooked"? Un-bloody-believable!
So, I'm having a pleasure party on March 15th...should be fun.
Someone said the other day "Oh, no...I couldn't go to that...I'm married!"
Me: "Yeah? And?"
Her: "I've been married for x amount of years, I don't think my husband would like that!"
Me: (To myself)"And the last time you had an orgasm was...?" (Outloud)"Time to spice things up, sister girl!"
Her: Horrified expression on her face
Me: (To myself)"My work here is done" Satisfied smile on my face
Listen up, ladies. This is 2008. Seriously. Sex is about TWO people being satisfied. Sex toys are your friends. And your signifigant other should not be threatened by them, either. Hello?!? I'm not suggesting S&M here. It's all in good fun! (So I've heard, Mommy...of course I have NO first hand knowledge of such things!)
I'm having a Valentine's Day Pinic with the loves of my life, Noah and Joshie, on Thursday night. I am going to make them heart shaped grilled cheese sandwiches and we'll have cupcakes. On the floor. On a pink blanket. I would do candlelight, but...I think Jacob and Lissy would like the house NOT to be burned down! So, we will forego the candles. *Sigh*
Baby Tao is still limping around...so pathetic. Sherine (one of our caregivers who lives with me: A: "You didn't tell me you had a roommate." Me: "I don't. The term roommate would imply that she pays rent. She doesn't. It's more like I have a boarder.") loves Tao so much. She loves both of my guys, but Tao is her heart. She insists on giving him his meds every morning. It's really cute. She is going to be distraught while he is at Boot Camp. Oh, well...we'll live :)
I am all sorts of stuffed up, so I bought myself a Hello Kitty humidifier. Yes, I am 33. What's your point?!? LOL. It's very clever. It doubles as a night light. Anyhoo...
So, that's all that's new and exciting in my life. I know. Not so much.