Saying "I Do" At The Zoo

Hello, all! I just realized that I never talked about the actual wedding of Drop Dead Ed (Daddy Dearest) to his mistress. At the zoo. (Told ya..that never gets old for me!) BTW, this is not their actual cake, but check out the cake topper. PRICELESS! (That's not a dress from the actual wedding...just my vision of it. Throw in a Precious Moments cake topper and they'll be good to go) So, anyway. The reason that I have not blogged about the Christmas Themed Wedding Extravaganza (from Hell) is that I don't know any details. I sent Daddy Dearest an email (I cc'd her, so I know they had to get it) telling him that I would not be attending, and...Oh, wait. That was it. No response. At all. I know. It's totally f***ed up, right?!? Thank G*d for my Mom, or I'd really be f***ed in the parental unit department. Back to the wedding. At the zoo. My new "step brother" (ok, that just sounds WRONG) has a myspace page & I keep checking to see if he posted any pics of the wedding. None yet. But if he does, I will TOTALLY post them here for us all to laugh at. Sorry, I can't help it...talking about Daddy Dearest makes me very SNARKY. (Google it...it's a word) The wedding (at the zoo) was supposed to be on December 29th, so I am assuming that it did indeed take place and I am the proud owner of a stepmonster, um, I mean stepmother. I am a lucky, lucky girl, huh? Ugh. If you look at the time of this post, you will notice that it's 4 in the morning. That's right. And, I've been up for approximately 2 hours. I can't sleep. Last night also. My doggies are both passed out and snoring. I am in bed on my laptop, and Tao is curled up next to me while Tai Tai is by my feet. They are so sweet and adorable when they are asleep. Why do I have insomnia you ask? Not sure, but I suspect that it's because I am super duper excited that I am getting my new car tomorrow. Well, actually today. I can't wait! Lissy thinks I'm acting like a total freak about my car, she all "It's just a car!", but I've always been into cars. Shh! Don't tell. They might take away my JAP union card...LOL. We are getting pretty busy at work, which is a BEAUTIFUL thing! Did you guys watch "Cashmere Mafia"? (Weds 10pm, ABC) It seems to have potential. It's like "Sex and The City", but on network TV (Translation: no sex, no swearing, no fun...HaHa). Check it out. OMG, whatever you do...DO NOT watch "I Know Who Killed Me" with Lindsay Hohan in it. I wasted 2 hours of my life on that debacle of a movie. It was beyond atrocious. Ok, I am going to try to schluff again. Wish me luck!