Out Of The Mouthes of Brats, Um, I Mean Babes...

Ok, so I haven't blogged since I got my car. I am mildly obsessed with my car...if it was a person, I'd be a stalker! It is A-MA-ZING! I can't believe that it's mine! I picked it up in Boca, which was cool because my Mom was able to be there. She called me afterwards and said "Thanks a lot. I hate my car now!" But, she did email this morning with the ONE option my car doesn't have. Click here to see...it's worth it, trust me!http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12367

Oh, well, it's still like McDonalds...I'm lovin' it! So, I babysat my sweet, angelic nephews last night. I took them home and we ate pizza and watched Peter Pan. While we were sitting at the dinner table, Joshie looks at me with a sweet smile and says "Mickey, you a Doody Head." Oh, thanks! I said "You don't say that, Joshie. Not nice." Then Noah chimes in "He called the pizza man a Doody Head, too!" Oops...guess I missed that one. Then, after we finished dinner, we went to watch tv. the tv would not turn on. Lissy & Jake were in a presentation, so I had to text Jake to figure out the apparently temperamental tv. Then, I couldn't figure out how to use the f***ing DVD player. So, while I am waiting for Jake to text me back instructions, I have the tv on the Disney channel, because of course, for the first time EVER, there are no kids' shows Tivo'd. So, Hannah Montana was on.

"Mickey, you need to change this. Mommy and Daddy said last day that we can't watch big shows, and this is a big show" says Mr. Know-It-All Noah.

To which I reply "This is the DISNEY channel. It's a kids' show. You guys can watch it. I promise."

Noah: "But we (because he is Joshie's spokesperson, after all) don't want to watch this. We want to watch Peter Pan."

Joshie: "Peter Pan, Peter Pan!"

Me: "I know, but I don't know how to work the DVD player. I'm waiting for your Daddy to text me back."

Noah: ""YOU'RE A LIAR!"

Um, yeah. That's right. My not yet 5 year old nephew called me a liar. Isn't that cute?!?

Me: "Say that again, and you're going to bed!"

Noah: "Sowy, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse." Picture him batting his eyes and the whole bit.

Jake finally texted me back and I figured out the DVD player, got them settled and sat down with the laptop. And...the wireless network wasn't working. Oh, really?!? Really?!? I restarted the computer about 4 times and then I just gave up. I sat and watched Peter Pan with the boys. Did you know that Tinkerbell was jealous of Wendy because they were both hot for Peter Pan? And...all the mermaids were trying to get with him too! It should be called "Peter PIMP"! Who knew?

Joshie knows his letters. He's not even 3! We were using his magnetic letters and I'd say "What does Daddy start with?" And he'd say "Da, Da, Da, Daddy...D" and then point to the D. He's a genius! Takes after his Aunt Mickey! LOL.

OMG. Our friend Georgie just got a Yorkie puppy yesterday. He's 6 weeks old & he seriously probably weighs 1 pound. He's A-DORE-A-BLE! We have a caregiver that breeds Yorkies, Shih Tzus & Malteses. This is the 2nd sale that we've set up for her. Her puppies have papers, and her prices are really good. She brings them to our office to show them to people. So...if anyone needs/wants a puppy, let us know. We bring new meaning to the words "FULL SERVICE", huh?

Alrighty, that's all I've got.

Catch ya on the flipside, Homies! :)