Just One Of Those Days...

It was just one of those days. The kind where you know that you should have just stayed in bed. Next time, I will listen to my gut feelings! Let's see...how did it start? Oh, yes. Now I remember. It started with adorable new blue patent leather heels. Adorable for the first 5 minutes anyway. They soon evolved into torture devices...my feet look so jacked up right now, and you all know...I usually have pretty feet! Ugh. So, I had to change into flip flops, which looked lovely with my dress pants. Then, I had to do the whole pull the car out of the garage, get out, run back into the garage, hold the button (yes, hold it-as in: I can't hit it and run out), wait for it to close completely, go around the pool, almost fall into the pool (oh, yeah-daily occurrence, folks!), run out the screen door, double back because the screen door doesn't close on it's own (you'd think I'd remember by now, but whatever), get back in the car and go. (Side note: the jerk that works for my landlord that was supposed to fix it has no showed about 3 times) Only yesterday, there's a Sprint truck in the alley behind my driveway. The ONE way alley. And the truck is facing which way? Say it with me..."The wrong way!" So the phone company looks at me and says "Oh, what? Are you trying to get out?" Me: "Oh, no, I always like to back my car out of the garage dressed in business attire for no apparent reason...Um, yeah, Captain Obvious. I am trying to get out. Thanks for asking ("A**hole" muttered under breath)" So he grudgingly moves his truck...like he's doing me a favor. What a douche bag. So, I get to work, and everything's going wrong. Just random stuff...this one hasn't shown up, this patient is mad, this girl wants to quit...the usual drama. Then I go to the dentist so they can put in my permanent bridge and 2 crowns, which are paid for. Oh, I almost forgot to mention...my dentist is no longer there. She was fired. Yeah, really. Fired. Who knew that dentists even got fired?!? Anyway, all my stuff doesn't fit. F**K! Then, the new dentist wants me to go see a periodontist because I need gum and bone removed and...oh, wait. I don't know what else, because after that I stopped listening! Omig*d! Sounds like fun, right? So, then we have to go to a get together at one of our friend's houses. It's a wine-tasting for our Temple Sisterhood, but the wine guy who's bringing all the wine? No show, no call. Nice. Then, during everyone introducing themselves, I bit down on something and my temporary bridge cracked. In half. Holy ouchness, Batman! So, I had to interrupt the whole meeting to whisper to Miriam that I broke a tooth and we had to G-O now. We felt really bad. I forgot to mention the part about how I paid my cable bill about a month ahead of time and they didn't apply the payment to my account. I got a letter that they were shutting off my cable. So, I had to fight with them on the phone for about an hour. The guy I spoke to actually said "Can you bring proof of that payment into our office?" WTF?!? No! Have you ever heard of a fax??? "Well, things tend to get lost. I think there's a black hole by our fax." Is he f**king kidding me? OMG...this is Comcast, not some Podunk company. Unbelievable! So, I ended up faxing it and he got it. He finally agreed not to disconnect my cable (and internet...a fate worse than death!) while they research it. So, when I got home tonight...no cable, no internet. So over it! However, things are looking up. I talked to a very nice guy tonight. We will call him A...the new and improved model...LOL! Anyway, A is very nice...seems too good to be true...we shall see. I'll keep you posted. Ok. I need to go to bed...it's 1 am! I'm going to be cranky tomorrow. Lissy...here's your warning! I had a bowl of bitchy for breakfast...LOL! Goodnight, all!