"I'm Not Drunk, I'm Fun!"

Have you ever just felt as if you are in "rush mode"-constantly on the go and always running late? Well...that's been me. For about a week now. It's always feast or famine with me. Oh, well. Such is life. Carol & Georgie's party on Saturday night turned out really well. It was a lot of fun, and we had a pretty good turnout. And, I rocked as the DJ, if I do say so myself. Yeah. Y'all didn't know that I got DJ skills, right? Well, really, it was just me playing CDs, but whatever :) Oh. I got drunk. Not tipsy. Full on drunk. Not puking, falling on my face drunk, but still Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose...I was dancing. And anyone who knows me will tell you that is how you can gage my alcohol consumption. The drunker I am, the more I dance. Then we met to a townie bar here and met up with A. By the way, A totally knows X. Ugh.

A: "There's a guy on your myspace friends that looks really familiar to me."

Me: ("Oh, F***! I know where this is going" in my head) "Oh, really? Who?"

A: "X"

Me: "Oh. Ok."

A: "Did he play football?"

Ugh...Long story short, he totally knows him. Really?!? This is so my luck.

Anyway, back to me getting my drink on...LOL...Lissy had to drive my car because I was in no condition to drive. To be specific, "She is a disaster" is what she told A shortly before we met up. And he STILL told me how good I looked. Whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty mighty good man. A liar, but a good man none the less. I kid, I kid. So, I spent Sunday in bed. And I totally left my cell in the car. When I checked it on Monday morning, there were like 6 missed calls & 4 text messages, all variations of "How are you feeling?" And then it was right back to the weekly grind! I was driving home today, and I had this overwhelming urge to see the boys. They are so awesome...I am crazy for them. Noah is so animated...his stories are the best. And when Joshie looks at me and bats his eyes...I melt! Noah kept saying "Can you stay for maybe 2 more minutes?" That kid is a master worker...total future politician. Speaking of politicians, (Did you like that transistion? I know. Smooth, right?) canidates are dropping like flies. The latest casualties are John Edwards and Rudy Guliani. McCain seems to be the clear front runner for the Republicans, and it looks like it will be Hillary or Obama for the Dems. I'm not really sure if America will vote in either a woman or a black man. Too many backwards thinking people out there. Maybe if they run on the same ticket (Pres & VP) they'll have a chance. If another Republican is elected, I'm f***ing moving!

Ok, moving right along to all of the salacious gossip of the week. There was talk that JLo was in a hospital in NY having her babies (Rumor has it that it's twins), but I think that's not true. Ethan Hawke is going to have a baby with his & Uma's former nanny. Well, I guess we can all figure out why they got divorced, huh? Angelina is reportedly pregnant with twins...and yes, Perez Hilton and I called that one a long time ago-the preggo part, not so much the twins. Gwen Stefani is preggo, too. You know what's weird? Kingston and Shiloh were born around the same time. Are they planning this? WTF is in the water out there?!? Paris Hilton has hooked up with every dude in Hollywood, so she was seen making out with fellow actress Elisha Cuthberth at New York City club Tenjune on Tuesday night, Us Weekly is reporting. Well, Paris does kinda look like a tranny. Oh, come on. You've thought it, too. Sean Young (total has-been) is in rehab after having a meltdown at an awards show and heckling a winner. Yawn! On the (sad, sad, sad) Heath Ledger front, Mara Buxbaum, who was also Ledger's rep, issued the following statement on Michelle William's behalf:
"Much of the tabloid reporting is inaccurate. This fabricated story of Michelle Williams attempting to bring Heath Ledger to rehab is just one lie among many. The speculation is heinous. Let this family grieve privately." Ummm, that would be really cool, except for the fact that "ET" and "The Insider" are planning to air a video of Heath Ledger doing drugs. (from perezhilton.com)

I'm gonna get so much shit from my girlfriend," Ledger is seen saying in the vid.
Why, he's asked.
"We have a baby together…matilda matilda rose."
The tables at the party are filled with drugs, one person who has seen the tape tells us.
Ledger also talks about his drug use and other not so pretty things are seen.
"I used to smoke five joints a day," Heath reveals. And that's not the only thing. It's being reported that Ledger also battled addiction to heroin, cocaine, alcohol and prescription pills.

Montel Williams' show is ending. Double yawn. Shitney is still crazy. Her 'rents are trying to do an intervention, but the 2 terrorists, um I mean her new "manager" Osama & her "boyfriend" (by "boyfriend" I mean "Scumbag who is using her") are in the way. As her song says "Another day, another drama". There are pics circulating the net of her barefoot, sitting on the curb outside her house. Someone needs to tell girlfriend to get a f***ing grip. So over it! Imagine if she had REAL stress!

Ok, that's all I've got.

I'm going to schluff!