Stupid, Stupid, Stupid

Ok, so I'm a little annoyed right now. Is it just me or do you ever have those days where EVERYTHING irritates you?!? Yeah, me too. Right now. So...here's my WTF list. BTW, please insert What, Why, Where, Who or When for the W as needed. Ok, here we go...follow me.

1. WTF is T-Pain on EVERY other song on the f***ing radio?!? And every song has that computerized sound. WTF is that about?

(I should probably warn you that the one thing that I am really feeling today is the F Bomb. Like I said, I'm annoyed.)

2. WTF is up with the stupid song lyrics lately? Um, when's the last time you saw a girl rockin' "baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps" at a club anyway? The last time I saw that was...NEVER! Not even sure if that's what he says verbatim, but whatever it is, it's stupid. (And...could you come up with a new word other than "Shawty"...so over that!)

3. Reindeer antlers on cars...WTF?!?

4. WTF buys those inflatable lawn decorations (other than my neighbors, of course)? WTF do people feel to have a light up manger complete with a baby Jesus on their front lawns? WTF do those inflatable things cost, anyway?

5. WTF doesn't Naples have any Hannukah things for sale?!? We're going to have to have someone send us Gelt for the kids, for G*d's sake! (Gelt...google it...it's a word)

6. WTF is it 84 degrees today? It's December 2nd! I know it's Florida, but how about a day or two of sweater weather already?

7. WTF has everyone and their brother (literally...think Noah & Joshie) stepped on my toe this week? I had an infected toenail removed...so gross, so painful...ugh!

8. How many f***ing things does Beyonce endorse now, anyway?!? WTF? She and
Jay Z (who, BTW, has come out of retirement yet again) don't have enough money?!?

9. WTF does my Tivo (well DVR, really, but Tivo is way more fun to say) have a mind of it's own?!? I am trying to catch up on my shows, and it recorded 4 minutes of Criminal Minds. Yeah, that's right. Four f***ing minutes.

And, finally...DRUMROLL, PLEASE....

10. WTF do I get Working Mother Magazine and Woman's Day?!? I never ordered or paid for these, but they show up...like clockwork. People, Us, Cosmo, Marie Claire, Glamour...it's a crap shot whether or not those will show up...unbelievable.

Today is Shitney's 26th birthday. I hope she wished for a brain when she blew out the candles, y'all! Seriously. How f***ing dumb is she?!?

Have you heard that Tila Tequila is supposedly not bi after all? Yeah...she's straight. Um, she must REALLY want to be famous, huh?!?

And...speaking of "Reality" TV...there's a lot of buzz that The Hills is fake. OMG...who would've guessed...LOL

There are, shall we say, unflattering pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass circulating the net. She posted this on her "official blog":

This is the last time I will address this subject.
I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.
A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful.
What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini -- put it on and stay strong.
XoxoJLH (http://www.safesearching.com/jenniferlovehewitt/news.html)

Not sure that I believe that she's a size 2...check out the pics...but the message is a good one!

Jessica Simpson is supposedly getting serious with Tony Romo (football player). I know, I know. I thought he was dating Carrie Underwood, too. She's dating some pretty boy from Gossip Girl now. Is it just me, or do these famous girls get around?!? I'm not saying that they are slutty, exactly...

This is f***ing genius! The 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood list! The NY Daily News is calling them out! Love it!

Topping a highly unscientific Daily News list of the "Dumbest" is Lindsay Lohan. The reason: poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men.
The rest of the top five:
2. Kim Kardashian - because it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares.
3. Spencer Pratt - who thinks his life on MTV's "The Hills" is reality - and believes we think so, too.
4. Jeff Kwatinetz - the man that gave the okay for Britney Spears' disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance.
5. Shia LaBeouf - the 21 year-old "Transformers" star, for getting arrested while refusing to leave a Walgreens pharmacy.
The other "winners":
6. Heidi Montag, reality television star
7. Jessica Simpson, singer
8. Kiefer Sutherland, actor, recurring drunk driver
9. Tori Spelling, former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul
10. Rumer Willis, daughter of two famous people
11. Nick Hogan, son of pro wrestler
12. Courtney Love, aging rock chick, disaster
13. J.R. Rotem, music producer and possible Britney Spears baby daddy
14. Britney Spears, pop star, train wreck
15. Brad Garrett, comedian, paparazzi hater
16. Ken Paves, celebrity hairdresser, hanger-on
17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress
18. Brad Womack, indecisive Bachelor
19. Michael Jackson, former singer, mess
20. Cash Warren, celebrity boyfriend
21. Audrina Patridge, "The Hills" star, vapid conversationalist
22. Wilmer Valderamma, actor?
23. Vanessa Minnillo, former VJ, celebrity girlfriend
24. Mel Gibson, actor, drunk driver
25. Michael Richards, comedian, racist
26. Brandon Davis, party boy, racist
27. Isiah Washington, actor, homophobe
28. Charlie Sheen, actor
29. Denise Richards, actress
30. Alec Baldwin, actor, cell phone abuser
31. Chad Michael Murray, serial fiance
32. Steve-O, public nudist
33. Nicole Richie, directionally challenged driver
34. Janice Dickinson, big-mouthed former supermodel
35. Adrienne Curry, reality star and grammatically challenged blogger
36. Anne Heche, self-described crazy person
37. Bai Ling, fashion disaster, C-lister
38. Kevin Federline, serial sperminator
39. Shar Jackson, slept with Kevin Federline
40. Scott Baio, "Charles in Charge"
41. Dustin Diamond, washed-up teen actor and porn star
42. Tila Tequila, reality show bisexual
43. Russell Crowe, phone thrower
44. Kristin Cavallari, not even famous after "Laguna Beach"
45. Nick Carter, Backstreet Boy
46. Vanessa Hudgens, Disney star, nude picture poser
47. Michelle Rodriguez, public nuisance
48. David Hasselhoff, public disaster
49. Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild creator, inmate
50. Tom Sizemore, probation violator

Speaking of dumb, ALLEGEDLY...Shitney, Paris, Hohan and Jessica Simpson have all gotten their lips plumped. And denied it. Hello!?! We can see it in the pictures, Dummies!!

Speaking of ALLEGEDLY, Kathy Griffin has a new stand up special on Bravo...so funny...check it out.

Speaking of funny. I saw Dane Cook's new DVD, and...not so funny. And...WTF happened to him? He used to be cute (and funny). Now...not so cute (or funny). What's that about?

On a serious note...they arrested the people that they had detained for Sean Taylor's murder.

Ok, folks...gotta go

TOODLES!