Dumb Ass...Party of One!

Mischa Barton was arrested in West Hollywood early Thursday morning, authorities confirm to PEOPLE. The former star of The O.C., 21, was pulled over at 2:46 a.m. after her vehicle was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and she failed to signal when making a turn, according to an L.A. County Sheriff Department statement released Thursday. She was arrested for DUI and driving without a valid license. "During Ms. Barton's detention, it was determined that she was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage," according to police. "Ms. Barton was arrested and transported to West Hollywood Sheriff's station where the booking process was completed without incident." The investigation is ongoing. Shortly after 10 a.m., a West Hollywood deputy told PEOPLE: "Ms. Barton has been released from sheriff's custody after she posted $10,000 bail." Initially, police also said she'd been arrested for possession of illegal narcotics, but no more details were available. (from people.com)

Jessica Alba is engaged...Yawn!

Paris' Grandpa is giving away 97% of his fortune...Good thing she gets paid to party, right?

Lindsay Hohan's douche bag boyfriend from rehab is selling pics of her.

Ok...an open letter to all of you little Hollywood starlets:

"Dear Sh*t For Brains,
Hire a f**king driver...you have the money...WTF is up with the drunk driving?!? (Nicole, Paris, Mischa) Or the driving without a license bullsh*t, for G*d's sake. (Shitney) Stop taping yourselves having sex, and stop dating losers who are only in it for the money, because they will sell those tapes. (Paris, Hohan, Kim Kardashien...) Also, don't have sex in plain view of the paparazzi (Vanessa with Nick Lachey). Um, and when you are having sex, make him wear a hat...especially if you are only 16!(Jamie Lynn) And if you do get preggo, just f**king admit it (Christina, JLo) Don't take nude or risque pictures of yourself that will surface and embarrass you. (Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, Vanessa Minnillo) Oh, and ladies...put on your big girl panties, or more specifically, ANY panties! If you are going to show the world your va-jay-jay, at least do it in Playboy & get paid! (Shitney, Paris)
xoxo,
Niki"

OMG...these girls are such dumb asses! How 'bout less partying and more do-gooding (Example: Nicole Richie)?!? Honestly...it's RI-DONC-U-LOUS!

Oh...check this out...my Mom went to Nordstrom today looking for a Juicy purse that I want that I cannot find anywhere and...it was on sale for about $100 less than the original price! So, Igot the whole ensemble (you know...wallet, make up case) for the price of the purse! Score! My Mommy is coming to visit tomorrow, Hooray!

Ok...I'm out!