Big Pimpin'

Ok...so now the boys have a nicer car than me! My mommy, Lissy's Grandma & I went in on this dope Escalade for them. We gave it to them on Sunday. Noah jumped in and started driving like a 16 year old. Adorable, but slightly terrifying! It has a working radio with woofers in the back. Seriously...it's awesome! They are such P-I-M-Ps...gotta love it! Nothing but the best for my beautiful nephews! Tonight we were in the YMCA Christmas Parade. Fun...but hot. WTF? Why is it in the 80s in the middle of December? It sucks!
OMG! On Friday night Noah was running and he fell. And he sliced his chin open. Seriously. They had to go to the ER and he got 4 stitches, Poor Baby. But here's the most f***ed up part about it. Lissy was waiting to take their pics for their holiday card until Joshie got his cast off, which he got off on Wednesday. So now Noah has blue thread in his chin. So typical, right? Anyway, he was a real trooper and wanted Mickey Mouse (that's me) to come see him RIGHT AWAY. Which, of course I did. When I got to their house he said "Mickey, I want you to hold me on the couch". Melts my heart! The other night, I said "I'm leaving" and Joshie said "Don't leave" and Noah said "Goodbye my love". It doesn't get any better than a child's love. Ok, well, a dog's love is right up there, too.
Speaking of dogs...my poor baby Tao had to get shaved. Not a pretty sight. He's so skinny without hair that I had to buy him a smaller sweater to wear until his hair grows back. I know, I know. My dogs are spoiled too! What's your point?!?
Speaking of what the f*** is your point...I got an email from A today. There was a pic attached and the email simply said "You wish..." AFTER I stopped laughing, I wrote back "NOT SO MUCH" I didn't even open the attachment, which BTW was named "***sexy". Ugh...what a tool! The last time we talked was in JULY. So, now after all this time, an email that says "You wish"?!? How's that for f***ing random? Just for the record, I wish for many things...you know, a closet full of Chanel purses, Prada Mary Janes, Tyrese, but NOT A. Well, actually, I DO wish that he would leave me the f**k alone!
To be filed under "Dumb ass Niki Moves": We have a postage machine that needs to be refilled periodically, and we have an account (like a credit card) with them that can be paid in full, or we can carry a balance. Anyhoo...I usually refill it with $3oo, but I decided to put in a bit more because we're going to mail out a bunch of holiday cards. So, I refill it on the machine, and then I have to go online and get the combination to punch into the machine. Guess how much I added! $50,000! Ummm, I guess decimals are important! So, I had to call the company (outsourced to India, which I f***ing hate) and try to explain to the barely English speaking person on the other end how much of a dumb ass I am. Oy vey! Good news is that it got corrected and we now owe them $500 as opposed to $50,000.
Oh...I have shingles. AGAIN. It's on my shoulder blade and it hurts! I got a shot of steroids in my ass today to help the symptoms, and I have to take Valtrex. Yup...Valtrex...the Herpes medicine. Shingles (and Chicken Pox) are in the same family as Herpes. No, it's not sexually transmitted!
I just got an email from my friend Jodi:
"Please check out this brand new website, www.SomeoneSpoilMe.com - a stylish gift guide for the trendy online shopper. They feature the latest "it" products as well as the timeless classics that no one should be without. There are gifts for all occasions from new baby to engagement to birthday. Check it out and pass on this great news." Her sister's friend started this website and it looks really cute...take a peek!
Well, that's about all that's going on with me. Oh, for all my myspace friends, take a look at my page...it's all Christmased out, and I added lots of new pics of the boys & the dogs. Enjoy!
Goodnight, all!