And We Think Shitney's F**ked Up...

Holy Sh*t!!!

I read this on perez's blog, and then confirmed it on people.com!

OMG! OMG! OMG! Shitney's sister is PREGNANT!! She is 16. Unf**kingbelievable!!!! And...she's on a kid's show on Nickelodeon. Nice. Those Spears sisters are setting a fine example for the impressionable teen aged girls of America. Ok, so now I'm starting to think maybe the parents are f**ked up. I thought Shitney was just a nutjob, but now...not so sure. And, even though Shitney acts like a complete moron, at least she was married when she popped out her 2 kids. And...it wasn't against the law for Kevin to have sex with her. Oh. Did I forget to mention that the little sister's boyfriend is 19?!? Um, yeah...that IS illegal, right? And, apparently Brit didn't even know about the pregnancy until the news hit the Internet. Now, c'mon! We all know that Brit's hanging on by a thread here. This is totally going to throw her into another meltdown! CRAZY, party of one, you're table is ready! Get ready for something nutty from her, for sure. (Dear Santa, Thank you for this early Christmas gift!) Ok, so how glad is Jessica Alba about this? No one is talking about her pregnancy anymore! Also in the news tonight...Lily Allen is pregnant too (she's 22)...Whatever. Amy Winehouse got arrested...Yawn! I won't be at all surprised to read that she's dead...she's so on the Anna Nicole path. I mean, seriously. WTF? Aren't there people that can control her? Like, oh I don't know...parents?!? She's only like 24.

Alrighty, then. That's about all I've got for tonight. On a personal note...I finished my Christmas shopping today. Let me tell you what I bought for everyone. As if! All of my gift recipients read this, duh! (Well, except Noah & Joshie, that is!)