Sexy (Christina) VS. Skanky (Shitney)

Ok...so I guess the worst kept secret ever is out. Look for a JLo preggo cover soon!

Meanwhile, on the white trash front, this just in from people.com: Music producer J.R. Rotem denied a rumor that Britney Spears is having his child. He tells PEOPLE: "There is absolutely no truth to this."
Let's hope that's true, the last thing Shitney needs is another baby...she can't even take care of the 2 she has. You know you have a dysfunctional family when K-Fed is your GOOD parent. Those poor little boys!
From Rush & Malloy: Star magazine alleges that the plummeting pop star's Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated "Fantasy Room" filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. (Please, hold your shudders until the end.)
The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an "insider" who stumbled into the den of sin.
"She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit," claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction.
"Britney is sexually obsessed," the source tells Star.
Perhaps K-Fed knows that; they did make two babies. But his legal team, which scours the tabloid media for new evidence of maternal incompetence, is possibly less familiar with the claim that Brit leaves some of her sex toys out in the living room. When — and if — she regains custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 14 months, Federline may not be tickled about them finding her ticklers.
Star's source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney's dog. According to the tab, a "court-appointed watchdog" is set to declare the place a potential "health hazard."
But back to the pleasure equipment — who's helping Brit use it? According to the mag, her "new squeeze" is Michael Marchand, a Hollywood waiter and aspiring actor. But his mom insists that they're "just friends" who like "watching videos together and playing Scrabble."
Despite such innocent pursuits, Star quotes "multiple independent sources" as saying Brit is expecting again.
"Yes, I am pregnant and I am shocked — almost four weeks to be exact," says Brit, or someone claiming to be Brit, in a message on her MySpace page, according to Star. "I don't really know if I'm happy or sad I'm just ... idk [I don't know] I am happy I guess. I saw the ultrasound and it was really kewl!"

And from starmagazine.com:Could it be true? Multiple independent sources have told Star that Britney Spears — or someone claiming to be Britney — has announced on a personal and private MySpace page that she's pregnant again! Star has viewed this Web site, which includes many Spears family photos — and a sonogram posted on Nov. 14 purporting to be Britney's fetus! That posting also includes the message, "Yes, I am pregnant and I am shocked, almost 4 weeks to be exact...I don't really know if I'm happy or sad I'm just...idk [I don't know] I am happy I guess. I saw the ultrasound and it was really kewl!"Incredibly, Britney's Nov. 14 posting also included the plea, "PLEASE DON'T TELL A LOT OF PEOPLE. I WANT THIS TO BE PRIVATE FOR NOW. I'LL TELL THE WORLD WHEN I'M READY AND NOW IS CERTAINLY NOT THE TIME."If this really was Britney, can she truly believe information like this will stay private after posting it on the Internet? And does she really have another baby on the way, or is she delusional? Brit's friend, Sam Lufti, denies that Britney is pregnant but a source tells Star, "She picks up guys all over the place. She never keeps condoms in the house and I wouldn't be surprised if she had unprotected sex." Here's some other Britney shockers:
Britney has a "fantasy room" in her Beverly Hills mansion, insiders tell Star. "Every single wall has a photo of Brit spreading her legs, straddling a chair, touching herself or showing off her cleavage," says a source. "She's not naked. She's just dressed in lingerie or skimpy clothes. It almost looks like a 'Britney Worship' room. Brit must really love herself!"
Britney is "desperate to get her pre-baby body back," a source tells Star. "She stands in front of the mirror naked and tells herself, 'I'll be hot again,' and 'Everyone will want me.' When she has men over they have to keep telling her how hot she is, how sexy she is, how much they want her. She only wants compliments," the source says.
Britney went on a screaming rampage 30 minutes into a massage in late October, a source reveals. "She ran out of her massage room and yelled at the receptionist for ice," says the spy. "She said her lips hurt so much they were going to fall off and she needed ice right away. It looks like she had had her lips injected. She acted like she was going to die. The receptionist had to run down to the bar to get ice and Britney made this poor girl hold it to her mouth for a while. It was so demanding!"
Another source says Britney "wants her nose to look like Marilyn Monroe's. She doesn't want a big nose job, just a little tweak. She is also talking about a breast lift. She thinks her chest looks saggy after having two kids. She is seriously thinking it over."
Thank you Shitney for being such a trainwreck...so entertaining for us! Maybe take a lesson from former wild child Christina. Isn't it funny that Christina is so stable and normal while so-called good girls Shitney & Jessica Simpson are not? Things that make you go "HMMMM"
Speaking of people who cannot sing i.e. Shitney and Jessica, Also from starmagazine.com: Real Housewives' Jo De La Rosa Getting TV Show
You've probably noticed Jo De La Rosa is missing this season from Bravo's reality series The Real Housewives of Orange County. That's because she's gearing up for her own spin-off show! The almost-housewife — she never married fiancee Slade — will tape a pilot for her own reality show in December which focuses on her new life in Los Angeles and her pursuit of singing career.