Hello, all! In case you guys haven't seen these headlines, I have ever so kindly collected them for you and given you my take on each thing. This is for this week...and it's only Tuesday. And, I didn't even mention Kanye West's Mom, Shitney Spears, or Amy Winehouse cancelling her tour. And, on a much more personal note, I have been talking to a few guys from match.com and I predict that my daily adventures are about to get ALOT more interesting. I am coming out of retirement, ending the self imposed guy hiatus. Stay tuned...

Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster, welcomed a baby boy on Monday night. (From people.com)

FFs about Usher's wife: she's 10 years older than him, has like 4 other kids, and his Mom hates her. Good times ahead for them at family dinners.

Maybe Hulk Hogan doesn't know best – after 24 years of marriage, his wife, Linda Marie Bollea, has filed for divorce. (From people.com)

This is going to suck for their show, huh

Dennis Quaid's newborn twins are in stable condition after being given an accidental drug overdose at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace — whom Quaid and his wife welcomed via a surrogate on November 8 — were given a 10,000 units of Heparin, anti-coagulant used to flush out IV lines and prevent blood clots this past Sunday and began to "bleed out," TMZ.com first reported Tuesday. (Babies typically get 10 units.) (from usmagazine.com)

Ok, this is so bad. And how often does sh*t like this happen to babies that don't have famous parents?!?

Angelina Jolie has just been nominated for an Independent Spirit Award for Best Actress, a good Oscar precursor. (From perezhilton.com)

That's my girl!

It's not easy being Ann Coulter. In response to being hassled at her Florida home, the conservative author has successfully petitioned Palm Beach officials to remove her address from county property records. The 45-year-old Coulter's move was apparently spurred by several incidents, the most recent of which occurred earlier this year. (from the smoking gun website)

Alrighty...she's just an asshole. Point blank. She is a wicked, wicked woman who loves to stir up controversy. I cannot stand her...she's a hatemonger! Seriously. Do Republicans even like this C U Next Tuesday? Why the f*ck is this b*tch famous, anyway? I don't get it.

Nearly a month after his fourth wife went missing and a week after the body of his third wife was exhumed, former Illinois police sergeant Drew Peterson is finally doing what many legal experts said he should have been doing from the start. Peterson is “lawyering up.” (from the today show website) Ok, could he be any more guilty? He is guilty until proven innocent as far as I am concerned. Note to self: If you meet a man whose last name is Peterson, run!

The parents of a 13-year-old Missouri girl who hanged herself after a failed MySpace romance — later uncovered as a hoax — say they have yet to receive an apology from the family they blame for their daughter’s death. (from the today show website)

So, a neighbor girl's PARENTS created this fake myspace page and led this poor girl on and then rejected her. Then she killed herself. And, guess what...No crime was committed. Isn't that lovely?

On Wednesday, Aruban prosecutors announced that they had arrested Dutch student Joran van der Sloot, 20, and two Surinamese brothers, Satish and Deepak Kalpoe, who are 21 and 24 respectively, on suspicion of involvement in voluntary manslaughter and causing serious bodily harm that resulted in the death of the 18-year-old Holloway in the spring of 2005.

(from the today show web site)

Here we go, here we go again. Can't they flip one of these kids?!? Or maybe make a deal with them so they'll tell where her body is so her family can have closure? Sidenote: Did you know that Natalee's Mom is dating JonBenet Ramsey's Dad? How weird is that?!?!

Before dying, 2-year-old Riley Ann Sawyers was beaten with belts, picked up by her hair, thrown across the room and held under water, according to an affidavit from the Galveston County Sheriff's Office. The affidavit says the girl's mother, Kimberly Dawn Trenor, described to police how her daughter died and was put in a plastic storage box that Trenor and her husband, Royce Zeigler, later dumped into a Galveston waterway. (from cnn.com)

This b*tch just needs to be killed. How do you hurt an innocent little 2 tear old?!? WTF is this world coming to anyway?