Is There A Full Moon?!?

OMG...today sucked! Seriously! Let's see...my day started off with an oncall issue. Then, I got to the office and my computer was frozen. Did I mention that my computer is the server so of course I kicked Lissy out of our program. In the middle of doing billing. Whoops! So then, the phone would not unforward. Everyone was calling our cells to tell us. Uh, we know! They JUST fixed the phone. At 4 o'clock. Speedy Embarq is not. I f***ing hate them. They are so incompetent and snotty. I had a girl on the phone today with full on attitude. I asked her a question and she gave me a disgusted sigh. I said "I'm sorry. Am I bothering you by asking you to do your job?" but it sounded more like "Who the f*** do you think you are?!?" On top of everything else, do I really need to deal with a bitchy attitude? I think not. So...back to the phones. We are getting a 3rd line installed (BTW, that means we are busy...HOORAY!) and they LOST the order. How the f*** do you lose an order?!? Damn Dummies! We still don't have our third line. Instead of adding a line, they took one away. Unbelievable! Oh, almost forgot to mention that we have a line 1 and a line 3. Why? Dunno...ask Embarq. What line are we getting now you ask? Maybe 17?!? On the plus side, one of my caregivers came in today and asked if I got a boob job (Push up bra & a low cut shirt...the wonders of modern fashion!). On the minus side, she than came over and felt my boobs. Yes, that's right. She felt them. Worst of all, that's the most action I've had in a long time :) Uh-huh. I'm still on the man hiatus. I have to post new pics because I'm very blonde now. The outside matches the inside...as you can see from my email debacle yesterday. Only me. Good news! I am looking for a new place. That's right...my cheap apartment may soon be a thing of the past...LOL! Lissy and Jake are moving to a new house this weekend. Y'know...I forgot to write about the presentation that I gave. I did really well! I didn't even mess up. Ok, I did once, but I recovered quickly. And I had to talk for like 30 minutes. All eyes on me. Can you say S-C-A-R-Y? Oh, BTW, thankfully only 3 of you want to take me up on my lunch offer, Haha. Ok, I am going home to climb under the covers & forget that today ever happened!