Myspace...A Place For (Ex-Boy)friends

Ghosts of Boyfriends Past...weighing on my mind tonight.

Don't ask why...I don't have the answer. Maybe it is because some of them are lurking right here on myspace? Oh, yes...Lucky me, I get to look at their pages whenever I want to torture myself...ugh! Of course, the ONE that I'd like to know about, well, he's not on here.
Mr. "I'm a piece of artwork" is on here. Ok, so yeah, he is total eye candy (just looked at his page, new pics, still hot!)...but still...(I have half a mind to out him right now...I know you are wondering...) Hint: he's not one of my friends (He deleted me from his friends after I yelled at him about the 1/2 naked myspace hoes that were all over his page! What would give me the nerve to be pissed off about nasty girls leaving suggestive comments on his page he wondered? Didn't I trust him? And the calls at 2 a.m.? His sister, I'm sure...Hmmm, I wonder how come that didn't work out!)
Mr. "Fuck you via text" is on here. Hint: he is one of my friends I'm not Mr. Piece o'artwork...doesn't really phase me!
Mr. The One I Never Quite Got Over is on here. Status: In a Relationship/Proud Parent Ouch...insert knife-like pain in heart here. Hint: he is one of my friends!
Ohhhh...I recently found a guy on here who I knew years ago...Not sure if he remembers that we hooked up...I do! Hint: he's one of my friends And he's still very adorable...can you figure out who you are????
The guy who came between me and my former BFF...he's not on here. (Note to self: "Sure, it's ok if you go out with my ex" means anything but that!)
My first time...he's not on here.
My first love...he's on here! I hope you know who you are!!!!
The first guy that broke my heart? He's not on here.(yes...his name starts with an "N") Betcha thought it was someone else!
The guy who I had the biggest crush on in high school? He's not on here, but his boy is! (Hi, P!)
The first guy whose heart I broke? He's not on here...and neither is his friend who I cheated on him with...LOL
So many others, through the years...many of them interchangeable. Usually tall, sexy, thugged out looking (Tattoos, piercings and bald heads are a plus!) football/basketball players with a talent for being a TERRIBLE boyfriend! Yup, that's about it!
What can I say? I like bad boys! And, unfortunately...some things never change...remember Mr. P of A (HaHa)!
Hope you enjoy my blog tonight...cue the music "I reminisce, I reminisce..."