Lazy Sunday...

It's Sunday afternoon, and I'm just relaxing. My Mom & I took my nephew Joshie to the outlets. He got more than both of us put together. Figures, right? There is now a Juicy outlet up there...OMG...so exciting! We (Me, Mom, Lissy, Jacob) went out on the boat yesterday, and we had a great time, but I am wiped out from being in the sun all day. I told A I'll soon be as dark as him...LOL. Poor Jacob...he needs a guy to hang out with us. I am currently accepting applications :)
Sooooo...I've been talking to A a lot recently. I swear he's too good to be true. Something has to be wrong with him... Oh, had a big fight with J VIA TEXT. I've kinda been avoiding his calls since I'm totally crushing on A. So, he called me Friday afternoon & our conversation went like this:
J: "What happened to you yesterday?"
Me: 'What do you mean?"
J: "I've called you, you haven't called back. What's up? You don't like me anymore?"
Me: (Long pause) "No, it's not that..."
J: 'let me call you back."
So, I go to Happy Hour with my Mom & my friend L. I had a margarita that had 100 proof tequila in it. I'm normally not such a lightweight, but OMG...I was drunk. One drink.
As we are leaving, J calls back:
J: "When are you coming to see me?"
Me: "I don't know. What about your daughter?"
J: "Just tell me when and I'll make it happen."
Me: "Um, I'm really busy."
J: "Why don't you call me when you're not so busy, then." in a majorly snotty tone.
Me: (Tipsy) "Why don't you call me when you can be nice to me?"
J: CLICK
So, this f***er hangs up on me, then fights with me via text. Total pussy, if you ask me.
J: "Don't worry about me calling you anymore"
Me: "I'm not worried"
J: "Good, no love lost here"
Me: (You know I had to take it to this) "F**K YOU"
J: (I swear this is what he wrote) "You wish, Bitch"
Really? REALLY?!? Incidentally, when I met him, I wasn't even really attracted to him, but I thought I'd give him a shot because he seemed like a really nice guy. HaHa.
Me: "Not really" (What I REALLY meant by that was "Not on your life")
Then he starts rambling about how I'm not cute (which is why he's been calling me all the time & trying to see me, right?) and how he's HOT (Seriously...I am not making this shit up!) and basically he can do so much better than me. Meanwhile, he's very average looking.
Me: "Wow. You're a real jerk"
J: "Suck my jerk d**k"
I didn't even dignify that with a response. But if I had, it would've went a little something like this: "No, you wish. Have you seen my lips?!?"
Ugh...Men (Well, he acted more like a boy)
I went home and kicked him off my myspace page. Ok, so yeah, two can play that immature high school game!!
I would say that I would disable texting on my phone, but I enjoy texting with A. Especially when he sends me pics :) Speaking of hot...OMG!
If A is as perfect as he seems, my blogging is going to get very boring. I should be so lucky!
Oh. I have to say something quickly, on a much more serious note. Did you all see that they found the 9 months pregnant girl's body in Ohio? She had a married boyfriend, they had a 2 year old & one on the way. So so sad. BTW, she was white, he's black...and he's a cop. Should be interesting to watch how this plays out.

Ok...I'm tired, gonna go hang out with my puppies for a bit.
Peace Out!